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Name:
Chaos (but they say I'm getting better)
Birthdate:
8 January 1977
External Services:
  • artistic_chaos@livejournal.com
  • artistic_chaos@livejournal.com
  • heather is chaos AIM status
I really don't like writing bio type things, so I sent out a call to have people do it for me. I'm just like that ;) Here is some of what they had to say:

Heather is in love with shiny things, blue things and blinky things. If you have a shiny, blinky blue thing, you have Heather's heart. Make sure you give it to her as a gift. She will be eternally grateful.
Heather is an awesome friend and painter. She is up for adventure at the drop of the hat and indulges her friends' weird ass quirks.
Heather is hotter than she thinks.
Heather's cobalt blue Mini is not that kind of car.
Heather is addicted to flavoured lip gloss. Editors note: It was just a phase. I'm fine now.
Heather doesn't like Tim McGraw's voice - it makes her want to hit things.
Heather only *looks* innocent.
Heather loathes stupid people. Especially stupid users.
Heather reminds me of Kate Winslet, just a smidge.
Heather is a superb addition to any and all parties.
Heather has lots of cool tattoos. You should ask about them.
Heather has a very twisted sense of humour (in a good way...for most people).
Heather has a wonderful smile.
Heather dislikes math to the level of hitting things with a stick.
Heather is a Gir-fashioned geek girl with a penchant for songs with large syllabary.
Heather sometimes threatens to light places on fire, but she's usually not serious.
Heather is often disruptive to electrons in her immediate vicinity.
Heather is a talented painter, artist, and photographer.
Heather's gift for sarcasm is, sadly, not greater than the total number of people who desperately deserve to be exposed to it.


You can get in on the "write my bio for me" action by clicking here and leaving a comment. Sorry it's friends locked, but hey, there is some top secret info in there!

On which note, I lock 95% of my posts to avoid trolls (*coughcoworkerscoughcough*), but I'm friendly, honest. Send me a ping if you add me, and I'll probably add you back.
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